He's all for getting married again, but Parvati draws it out a bit, “Talk to my father, Himalaya” but the mountain isn't having any of it, and Narada appears again (why do you keep inviting him in, guys?) and tells Shiva women are fickle and Shiva's like, “I'm so over this” and Parvati has to go and flatter him and tell him how awesome he is before the two are united!Īt least - that's one version of the story, from Richard Smoley's book The Dice Game of Shiva. So she dresses like a tribal woman - a little cosplay to spice things up - and goes over to where Shiva's meditating.
It was cold in those mountains).Īnyway, millennia pass, Shiva's sulk has extended into prayers and meditation, and Parvati's sort of bored and lonesome without him. Since he's being such a poor sport, Parvati leaves him and takes everything with her, including his loincloth (furry, probably. If I win, I get to take all of this.” She gestures at his trident (spiky), his earrings (shiny) and his moon (luminous.) At what must have been the tensest game of strip dice, Parvati wins after all, and it's Shiva's turn to go into a sulk. Shiva and Parvati were taking a little break from all that romping anyway, and dice sounded fun, so they begin, and weirdly, Parvati is winning everything, even though her opponent is a god, and one of the mightier ones at that.Īt one point, it looks like Shiva's winning, which sends Parvati into a sulk, and he thinks she's hot when she's mad, so he coaxes her into playing some more, at which point she's like, “Fine, but up the stakes. Narada said, “You guys may be really good at the sex, but you know what's better than sex? Gambling!” (This was probably also a view taken by Yudhisthira, eldest of the Pandavas, who famously gambled away his wife ensuring that his 99 problems became 100 after all).
Narada stories always involve the people he's talking to going through some distress, so you have to wonder why they let him come over at all. One day, Shiva and Parvati were chilling, as they did, up in the mountains, making love, talking of things, just enjoying each other, when that trickster sage Narada appeared, totally out of nowhere.
How was me losing all my money part of Diwali tradition? Turns out it's all the fault of a much more canny player than I, the Goddess Parvati. See, up until now, I never knew why every year around this time, everyone had to have a cards party. This is a column about that beloved Diwali institution: gambling. We know so much more now, so why is this something we keep sticking to?Īnyway, this column isn't about firecrackers - I have escaped them, and I hope you have too. Hopeful, in the deep winter.) The time for firecrackers is gone, along with spraying DDT to kill mosquitoes, and smoking while you're pregnant. Were Christmas trees part of Christianity? (Yes, the pagans used the branches to decorate their homes as a symbol of spring to come. How dare I question anything, they asked. Last year, I tweeted, “Firecrackers are not a Hindu tradition” and so many people rose up against me on Twitter. It's the time of year for new beginnings, festivities, new clothes and also tremendous air pollution.
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